Yo guys! It's Monday (again)!! Have you ever counted how many Mondays you have been through? I think Monday is a special day (for the nerds) coz it's when we start to go to school again after a nice, lazy weekend and for me personally, Monday is nice coz it's the day when I was born (WooHoo!)... Buuuuuuuut........ Monday is also an assembly day (which is boring) coz it's all about speech, speech and more speech... I think I should put up a poll on which speech is the most boring...
And so, the assembly was held today (which is a pity)... The first speech is, as usual, the teacher-who-is-on-duty's speech!! Give a round of applause to her!! *claps lazily* So, when she speak, the student (who had been threatend to keep silent) was very calm and quiet... But sadly, the cricket stayed hard-headed and make noises... And you know what is the cricket's noise.... *criiiikk* *criiiick* something like that? At first I didn't realize that it was cricking until Ritsu-chan laughed... And man, the cricket really made a very pleasant laugh (it makes the teacher looks extra boring) like the one in the slapstick comedy shows (or Spongebob, if you have watched the episode where he joked and the cricket is the only one cricking)
I forgot which teacher said this but she's warning us about a drug dealer who distributed the drug as a disguised strawberry candy (but it is actually metamphitamin) so, she said that we shouldn't take it... but in someone made a catchy remarks :
"Ok what? I mean he gives it for free.."
I just grinned over it =)
Next one's the Co-curicullum teacher's speech (dunno what's her name)... And it was a "GREAT" news (notice the quote)! As we're expecting something amazing, she said, "Co-curicullum activities starts this week!!" and I felt like crying out of "happiness"...
Ehe... I know you wouldn't believe me, so here's the real one...
And I was like, "WHAT?!" What kind of good news is that? Like I was some kind of student that would be pleased over such activities (fyi, I'm NOT a masochict)
And there's MORE torture!! The Sports day PRACTICES starts THIS WEEK (sorry for using so much capital.. ;-;) I mean the sports day is not until a CENTURY or later... but well, I don't care, it isn't like I'll be attending... I'll just continually skip the practices until the teacher notice, and when that time comes, I won't be attending either :P
I'm a bad girl? Riiiiiiiiiight like I care.... XD
Well then, the teacher keep shouting "silent and listen carefully!" (just like any other assembly I'm attending)... Yeah, I'm listening REAL attentively so that I can make jokes and silly remarks about it...But it was real, I'm listening... I'm evenTAKING NOTES! Well, it's just for the sake of this blog's continuation... And, Ritsu-chan who is sitting beside me is horrified by my action... She freked out and said, "Satsu is becoming a nerd!!!" repeatedly to Pavitra who was sitting in front of us... TT_TT Am I really that nerdy?
Last "good" news is, the extra class starts on February.... Owie.. It sucks... I can't go online as often as I did on last year.... *sigh* when will this torture end?! But Ritsu-chan said, "Well, it can't be helped... We're in form 3 after all..." and who is the nerd now?
Enough of assembly stuff, let's move on to the class...
I only managed to take notes on a few lines on Geo class... Here's some :
~The darker the colour (Pavitra), the taller it is...
It's supposed to be reffering to the map's colour referrences... The darker the colour on the map, the higher place it is...
~The lighter the colour (Phay), the shorter it is...
It's reffering to the map again (I mean, it's Geo! We're learning something about "Heights above sea level"
~Teacher : What is a "garis kontur?"
Ahkaasyh : Contour line.
Stupid answer, not something new in my class, though...
Well, I think that's the "descibe-able" ones... Then they joked about "black dots" (again, referring to Pavitra) and Ahkaasyh red a phrase and joked on how he read it (I think it's mimicry and dialects)... Well, we all know Ahkaasyh... *sigh* When will my class be mature?!
Next is about Ritsu-chan, she started a rumor about Ahkaasyh being gay coz he always asked her about her ex... And Ritsu just get mad at him and spread the rumor... And he fought back by spreading rumor about her being lesbian coz she always asks Sam (now Xin Raj, I'll tell you guys later about it) how his crush is doing... So now, my class has one GAY rumor and one LESBIAN rumor... but I think it won't last long... :D good for them...
Last but not least, Sim is treated like a slave in the class... When it's time to greet the teachers (as like when he come and go) we shout his name, forcing him to greet the teacher.... Well, I know it's his job, but the method of shouting at him is a bit harsh, no? I mean, he's a human too... Even slaves is called nicely by their master (myb, I never know)...
Well, that's all today's update.. Hope I can update more tomorrow.. Jaa matta!!
P.S. Pavitra has gotten more "screening time" (written time?)... Maybe she gets popular? ^^
I decided to create a series based on the things that happened at school today, particularly on my class, 2 Music.... This class is really noisy, I always believed that it is the noisiest class in the history of 2 M....
Today is not my day.... Blame everything on (my self-help) holiday yesterday (and cold).... There's so many homeworks to do (which I haven't done when writing this entry).... Sakura said she was going crazy when I wasn't in.... Actually, I think I am going crazy myself...
Today everybody (as usual) is blaming Sim again (I will tell the story tomorrow)...
And also, the 2 M-ers are called by the dentist today (including me)... Some are undergoing a filling and some are just cleanig.... Kow Jiun Hong tooth is being filled by the nurse and us, the audience (me, Shume, Si Ying, Han Ling etc etc), shuddered with horror.... It looked really painful (which actually is)... The nurse even used a laser on the tooth.... Poor Jiun Hong just can sometimes twitch with pain....
There's not much event happening on the other periods, on BI nilam, a few of us stayed in the class (ponteng!!) including me coz I haven't finished my math yet, which Mr Yap wants today... Lawrence, Athmas and Akaasyh are playing at the back of the class.... Akaasyh is running around like some crazy people and Lawrence, irresponsibly, put his leg on Akaasyh way and how he tripped.... Normal people just tripped and landed flat on their face but not for Akaasyh.... He fly in the mid air horizontally and landed horizantally too.... His hip must be hurt very much....
On BI time, there's so many loyar buruk going on in the class.... We are studiying literature, about a novel titled Potato People which is really lame and boring... It can put people to sleep in 3 seconds... The class is not that attentive and they just throwing lame jokes around...
First case :
Phay and Vicknes
When Mr Gan said about Marie being a black, egyptian girl, Phay said that it is just like Jayamalar, our indian friend, Mr Gan said to Phay "So, you think you're so fair ah?"
Then Vicky snaps, "His private part very fair one...."
Sakura a sudden surge of energy "Vicky, you have seen Phay's one ah?"
And then, everbody laughed........
Secong case:
Akaasyh and Lawrence
When Mr Gan mentioned that Marie is a liar, Akaasyh said "It's just like Lawrence" (or so I think)
Lawrence snaps and said " F U"
Mr Gan, with lightning speed, rotan Lawrence, then come out excuses from his big mouth...
The class starts clapping....
Mr Gan said, "If only F, I can forgive, but when you said F U, it became a different meaning"
The clapping died down, only Sakura is clapping, according to the tempo earlier....
And Mr Gan threatened Lawrence that he will report it to Mr Wong shiny head discipline teacher
And the class starts clapping again....
This is a really crazy class, so, whatever you read here is 100% true, although you almost can't believe your eyes, but believe it anyway, you are not blind, are you? Even I, the person who go on through all the silliness can survives and still believe my eyes, why can't you?