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Showing posts with label madness. Show all posts

School was (kind of) awesome today. Somehow, we had a lot of screws loose in our brain and decided to went on full immature mode as how they say, age is just a number. Nobody knows how it started but we decided ultimately that it's the perfect day to walk down the memory lane.

So what's the big deal? Well, since we're 17 years old already, we decided to throw the little number 1 somewhere it wouldn't bother us and live the primary school moments all over again. Albeit our non-existent innocence, we pulled it off quite good (considering nobody went on full retard and start bawling).

There's this bunch of nonsense games that we used to play in primary school. I guess, if you're Malaysian or anybody living in the South East Asia region you'll be quite familiar with these.. (just an assumption)

First of all, the FLAME prediction. Basically, it's a relationship compatibility test. We wrote down two names and count the number of letters they have with matching letters put in a group. E.g. Lara and Dave -> 1 (L), 3 (A), 1 (R), 1 (D), 1 (V) and 1(E). We add it up by pair, from one end to the other until one digit remaining. Then we counted it from F downwards. E.g. if you get 3 means you get A, 7 --> L. F stands for Friends, L for Love, A for Admirer, M for Marry and E for Enemy.

More graphical sample :



See? It means that Pavitra and Yan Jie here are going to be married! (If they're not already lol jk)

Next is the hand diagram prediction. It was the result of silly dreamy minds of girls at the age of 7. You draw your hand and each finger represents an aspect of happiness in your life (or so we thought). More often than not, they're no. of kids, car, house, job, spouse... And oh! Let's not forget your rich-o-meter in the middle of the hand. I know, that's so stereotypical. The minds of kids, smh. Each of these category will have 3 options. E.g. for the group car : mini cooper, lambo, bmw series 6. The no. of turns of the circle will determine the no. of which a strike will be drawn. E.g. if 6 turns, then every 6th option will be crossed off. The category with only one option left will be skipped. This continues until you are left with an option in each category. The rich-o-meter, though, will be counted separately using the same method.

The diagram!
No, the vortex in the middle is not a Naruto emblem.

After playing this one though, I realised I have no crushed atm. How awkward is it to choose your friends around you for the spouse part? Eww.

Then there's the alphabet game. It's more on general knowledge than the mushy girly stuff I have shown you guys earlier. You draw a table with 5 columns, with the headings of Name, Animal, Fruit, Item and Place. The players will choose an alphabet and start filling in the respective columns. They will compare their answers, whoever have all 5 gets 5 points. 1 point will be deducted if you have the same object as another one. Very simple alphabet game, but challenging as you have to know stuff that others won't know.

We have tons of other games to kill time during boring classes and free periods. But if I am to describe all of them, this will be a super long post, hence the "Part 1". So cross your fingers and hope that I will continue to write the continuation! See y'all.



KK


Now... I'm in the mood of writing about my friend, Sim Jin Yi (you'll be popular with this, Sim!) So, this thing is not an essay that tells you how great he is, what a good friend he is, how popular he is and so on.... It's about his misfortune in his own class, as you've guessed, 2 Music....

So, he is a Chinese boy with very slanted eyes and chubby cheeks... He has a rather small figure and a nice smile which reminds you of a begging dog... His hair is like when you get an electric shock, you'll get that hair style... Well.... Here's a photo of our dearest friend....

Well... I give the credit of the picture to Sim himself... I get this from his profile in Facebook...

So, his misfortune is... He is being large scale bullied by his own friends, Alvin (and the Chipmunks), Khoon Han Liang and Lai Yee Neng....

He's the black sheep of our class, or as the Malays said "Kambing Hitam".... He always be blamed for EVERY problems, things and so on in our class... Like this :

Teacher : Who had lost the class' bucket?
Everyone : SIM!!!

Or like this :

Teacher : What will influence the rate of death in a country?
Everyone : SIM!!!

Or this :

Teacher : What is the main problem here?
Everyone : SIM!!

So, practically, he is blamed for everything and anything... Nothing in particular... And even in the Choir Club there's a scene like this :

Teacher : Who left his/her food here?
Lai : SIM!!

But the situation now is, Sim doesn't even enter the Choir Club...

So, he's really unfortunate, isn't he?

Well... Sometimes, he also get physically bullied and literary bullied.... Some example of the first are just like the classics which is involving punching, kicking and so on... While the later is various...

They (Alvin, Han Liang and Yee Neng) always said Sim loves somebody, anybody or everybody...
Examples :

Case 1
Time : In the middle of free period
Place : In the middle of the class (their seats)
Victim : Sim and Farhana
Culprit : Yee Neng and Han Liang

YN & HL: SIM LOVES FARHANA!!! *at the top of their voices*
Sim : ....

Case 2
Time : Anytime
Place : Same as above
Victim : Me and Sim
Culprit : Alvin and Han Liang

*me passing by their seat*
A & HL : SIM LOVES TSANIYA!!!! *at the top of their voices*
Sim : ...
Me : Say that again and I'll kick your asses!!

Well.... At the latter case, I didn't (kick asses) and just ignore them... But once, I really kicked Han Liang's ass...

And another literary bullying is.... How I'll phrase it... They made a song for him... Especially for him... And it goes the song :

Babi Sim! Babi Sim! Babi Sim! Babi Sim!

You can see it if you want to, but you'll be surprised by the lyrics... They always sing it in the class and in the music room with the teacher in front of them... I know it's rude but sometimes, you can't resist joining them... The melody is easy coz there's no rythm, no melody and it's only a phrase that you will bang the gendang and just play the C chord and no 3 (in gamelan) while singing the song... So, I think you can pretty much imagine how it goes and how Sim's face turns red out of anger and embrassment...

Well... I think that is all I have to write about him.... Blame Sim about this article....

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